Think I’ll pour some homemade beer
To give myself a little cheer
It’s so cold and wintry here –
The sunshine’s gone to Oxfordshire
Sunday looks a promising day –
Then the sunshine’s here to stay
Roar away my feisty snorer
Whilst I leave to have a pee
What could frighten an adorer...
How much my love for you has cost me dear
For love I have surrendered loneliness
The choice of life bereft of cheer...