Think I’ll pour some homemade beer
To give myself a little cheer
It’s so cold and wintry here –
The sunshine’s gone to Oxfordshire
Sunday looks a promising day –
Then the sunshine’s here to stay
Your bum is better than Venus’s arse
I dwell upon it constantly
Two rounded hillocks of real class...
One pansy in a window box
Addresses several others
She nods and waves her head about...
