Desirable as jammy-dodgers
And tasty as crisp crackling pork
Everyone – young to old codgers –
Everywhere – Bath to New York –
It’s Alison Gordon all men seek
Bright pretty face, wasp-waisted form
Of pulchritude the very peak:
Great world for men were she the norm!
This lush-haired lady though is mine!
I use the possessive case with cool
With me tonight she’s going to dine
I choose the bestest – I’m no fool
This universal love is Pete’s
I love her more than fruity sweets!