Desirable as jammy-dodgers

And tasty as crisp crackling pork

Everyone – young to old codgers – 

Everywhere – Bath to New York – 

It’s Alison Gordon all men seek

Bright pretty face, wasp-waisted form

Of pulchritude the very peak:

Great world for men were she the norm!

This lush-haired lady though is mine!

I use the possessive case with cool

With me tonight she’s going to dine

I choose the bestest – I’m no fool

This universal love is Pete’s 

I love her more than fruity sweets! 

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