A love in verse

Never the Same

Performed by

“I’ll never be the same”

My heart was down when Abugs came

To share my cooker and my life

And a year later was my wife

What a bloody difference

She made – love now was common sense

And all the mountains of self pity

Were flattened out by one so pretty

I’ve never been the same since then 

Nor will I ever be again. 


The Garden

Stepping out from the wooden shed

Before me’s the garden (and then the house)

There's every shade, from deepest red...


On my bonce to the right of the crown

A hallowed patch on my thatch I trow

‘Tis where your snazzy lips came down...