On my bonce to the right of the crown

A hallowed patch on my thatch I trow

‘Tis where your snazzy lips came down

A haircut, where? Not there! Nohow!

My treasured chick has blessed my riah 

That smashing kiss my head’s gone through

Down to my heart, set it afire

My hair and heart burn, loving you

Your eyes are everything like the sun

Oh by my troth they blaze like to 

Your kiss’s heat and I am done

To crispy toast oh cut me do

Into soldiers please I beg

And dip me in your organic egg

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