A love in verse

Brains

2007-12-05
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Allie Gordon is my girl

Than her there is no better

She set my head in quite a whirl

That time she let me get her – 

Oh, long ago in ways most thorough

We sealed our love in Edinburgh


Each evening we ate brains

After the show in the Traverse Theatre

An aphrodisiac, none refrains

From shagging after brains – we let a 

Lot of chances go to see a

Lunchtime show – we couldn’t appear


Cos we lingered still in bed

Didn’t go, made love instead

So naturally we had to wed

Or else folks would be DIS-GUS-TED!

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Hair

On my bonce to the right of the crown

A hallowed patch on my thatch I trow

‘Tis where your snazzy lips came down...

Her Last Return

I signed her last return today

The Alison file is empty now

With this last year she's over the brow...